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Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Gold Star Kanye


  If you missed Saturday Night Live this weekend, you don't know great rapping. America watched in awe as Kanye battled, and served an unwittingly confident member of the cast a fresh plate of freestyle magic. This classic sample of literary mastery captures every aspect of the kaleidoscopical genius that we've come to know as "The Light". With effortless fluidity, he rose to the unscripted rap challenge, dominating every word with the next, surmounting our expectations of poetic perfection. There's no possible way he could have prepared these lyrics before the instant that he performed them. In fact, he was taken by complete surprise during an unplanned portion of the episode which included prerecorded content. When I realized  what was happening, I reached for my phone to record the well wanted memory on my notepad. The intensity of raw emotional awareness urges one to jump out of their seat, and point to their temples while screaming their own name, but breathlessly my fingers flew away, typing every savory syllable of the seductive verbal mind rape. I left my notepad exactly as I typed it, no editing or filters, as raw as the rap itself. Please share with anyone in need of a schooling, this epitome of epiphany, a dip into the fondue of spiritual longevity, a pinch from the dunes of his ability, the accurate lyrics of history's most significant improvised rhymes..

i miss the old kanye
not the new kanye
the black mold kanye
not the blue kanye
wearing shoes kanye
like a dude kanye
not a nude kanye
i miss the old kanye
kissing toads kanye
rhyming my name kanye
smart rapper brain kanye
not the fish kanye
i miss the old kanye
not the gay kanye
the horse goes nay kanye
i miss the strait kanye
not the mad kanye
i'm not a bad kanye
i'm just a sad kanye
i miss the rad kanye
jesus' dad kanye
apple pie kanye
side of fries kanye
a neato guy kanye
a needle eye kanye
angry voice kanye
change is coins kanye
don't eat coins kanye
not the old kanye
but the new kanye
i eat food kanye
i'm doing good kanye
that was great kanye
celebrate kanye
number eight kanye
kkk kanye
battle rap kanye
clap clap clap kanye