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Sunday, March 25, 2018

Ode to Marvel's The Punisher (Lyrics)

^screw reading the lyrics, watch it live!^

Morning, Sunshine
It's a lovely time
For smashing felons
To be alive
While there's a stench outside
You can't stop smelling
The blood on the street
Gets sticky on your sneakers
The gutter you drink from is septic
Run if you're sleazy
Scream if you are stinky
He is coming to correct it


He's the kind of guy
Whose vengeance rises when misses breakfast
Pennies and dimes
Upon your eyelids
'Less he hammers your head in
If you keep lying
You'll be dying meat
By the end of your sentence
If you've choose violence
You'll be smiling
When he detaches your retinas

What have you been thinking
How you gonna see
Where you gonna be when you learn your lesson

Everybody's sneaking
Something up their sleeve
Everybody needs a thorough inspection

Don't try to hide
Beacause he'll find it
Driving his thumbs in your face, yeah
Just like a fairytale
His clarity comes from the strangest of places
So cut that violin string
If you're dirty
His fingers are for punching
It's just wildest thing
It's 2:30
And he didn't eat his lunch yet

Oh oh no
Who wouldn't know
Who wouldn't know when it's written in crimson

Pennies and dimes
Dripping like a liquid
Plenty of slime where the good lord split cha


Don't kill his family
'Cause it grinds his gears
And he's hella gonna spank ya
There's so much crime in here
Had it been me
I'd be telling him thank ya

Every single snap
In your spine
Is a sign
That this guy's
Gonna do what's required

Even in the afternoon
After a nap
He's reminded
Of batches
Of conspirers

If you've been so bad
That your abdomen
Needs to be stabbed
You got your fella


So many cadavers
To pound
That I can count them a cappella

One batch
Two batch
Penny and dime
You don't get to
Come back from that
Cement when it dries

Evil's lurking in the furthest cracks
He's got it on snipe
In the evening, he's gonna hurt your ass
Pasta at night

Morning, Sunshine
I hope there's a slice of toast tomorrow
Castle's coming like a ghost in black advising morals

When you're selling dope to your friends
There's a rope round your neck
And standing on a thin sludge

People are exploding again
And we don't get to pick the things that fix us

Throw your sullied clothes in the trash
Wipe off both of your hands
But he knows who done it

He's got bullet holes
In him twice your size
And you act like he can't touch this

Go and kiss the mirror goodbye
For the moment is nigh
To receive your comeuppance

No one's gonna leave here without
A procedure

To flush your filthy mouth
With a round
Of clinical refreshment
In the error of your ethics
Via splitting your wig like hummus
While you stare at your reflection
That is where the piece of scum is
Who's been wishing and a askin'
For a turn to be punished 

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Never Judge Me. Ever.

  No.. I shouldn't have to walk a mile in your shoes before judging you, or making light of a topic that for you is super heavy. That's insane, dummy. I will not warp backwards in time, to be molested, or shoot up a bunch of drugs, or overcome whatever obstacles that my firsthand knowledge of would finally permit me the right to think things about you. That's not ok. I'm just going to think things anyway. Everybody thinks things. And not just about you. Everyone thinks about everyone and everything, all the time. It's unfair. I know. Unfortunately, you might have to choose between accepting it, or making it your life's mission to alter the human brain.
I'm not going to hurt you. If you have a dark past, statistically you're more likely to hurt me. I'm sure that you're a better person now, but I have to look out for number one. I will judge you, and decide not to be your best friend, in a heartbeat.
Maybe you're not so bad, maybe you're just sad. Maybe you're suicidal, and all you need is for someone to reach out, get to know the real you, and just be there to help talk through some issues. Nope. It is not a healthy choice to develope a relationship of any sort with a person who will immediately hold anyone responsible for their mortality. You might not agree that this is a fair prediction of your behavior. Of course you would never assign someone to your well being, but every time you imply that you desperately need someone to care, that's exactly what you're saying that you'll do. And doing so is a form of abuse. You must first love yourself before being capable of loving others, jerk.
If I see you on the street, and you appear sketchy to me, it's fine if I keep a distance. There's absolutely no reason to approach a stranger in effort to uncover the magnitude of magnanimous character hidden beneath their steriotypically serial killer surface other than to prove myself wrong. I'm busy, and I don't care to take that much interest. I'd rather be mistaken about how dangerous you are, than an idiot about how safe I am. If given the power, would I have you hanged? No way, I'm not evil. I'm just crossing the street. A lady's got to go with her gut in this world, especially at night.

I judge, and religiously misjudge for the sake of humor. Is that mean? Are nice jokes the best jokes? Was a close member of your family murdered by insensitivity, or was it ill informed laughter that drove them over the edge?
When you compare words to bullets, you trivialize everything that hard working veterans have sacrificed for this country. You're judging bullets all wrong.
I wasn't offensive before you became offended, and I don't appreciate it. Words like retard, Voldemort, and so on, are given their power by you, not me. Is making a big deal always the right thing to do? Is freaking out good for you? Why are you doing this to yourself? Let it go, bro.

Are you judging me yet? Do you have any idea what I've been through? Do you know what would happen if you walked a mile in my shoes? You'd look gay, that's what.
Please like and share if you don't find my opinions to be one hundred percent factually accurate. Ignore afterwards.
..And point to the doll where they judged you.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Red

Cover your eyes
Step in the clay
It's gonna rise
Everyday

Want to be right
Back as you were
Dawn of delight
Cracks as you turn

Run to your house
Cough in your shirt
Son of the cow
Daughter of earth

There's spit in your mouth
Worms in the mud
Birds flying south
And dirt in your blood

See from the ground
Stumble and bend
Reverse that frown
It's up there again

Where you could be
Asleep in the hay
There is a seed
Twinkling away

Be further down
Your comfortable place
Equally foul
Double the legs

The rush to your head
Is all of your germs
What you get wet
Ought to be burned

Clear yourself out
There's more where that came
Here is your spout
You horrible thing

Squint as you look
It's coming awake
If it feels good
It must be ok

See if you found
A diamond in space
It's wheeling around
So why the long face

Cover your eyes
Your secrets are safe
Doesn't disguise
The stink in your veins

Awfully bright
Spot in your heart
Does it feel nice
Want it or not

Ought to be right
Better to wait
For the surprise
Everyday


Thursday, August 24, 2017

Bed Bug



Is it my empty chest you wanted?
Pick clean every nook and drawer
Strip my dresses from the closet
You're the one I'm looking for

Did I never sleep in solace?
Do my pillowed feathers wake?
Give me one more dream, I promise
I'll get rid of everything

Was I ever pure of body?
Did I never see the ghosts?
I can feel them all still on me
Wondering where did you go

Free me of my shame and sickness
Let my filthy fingers rest
We must have the same affliction
Guessing there is no one left

Take a bone or head to bury
Know there's only vacant space
Maybe we're both ordinary
Neither wants to show their face

Pull the light switch from the power
Pool the floor in molten rock
If I should find you with my honor
I won't need to own a sock

Am I not the spoiled beast
If not you spot my flesh instead?
I still smell the poison stinking
Underneath each cotton thread

Have I always been so rotten?
Have I done so horribly?
Won't be long till you've forgotten
And you come for more of me




Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Forever Ruth



Squares are numbered on the sidewalk
Numbered squares are on her wall
Buckled shoes are on the rise
And she was there to hear them fall

Not a ring that didn't stop
Nor a voice from the machine
Angels didn't hoist her, sobbing
Hounds of hell not howling

Pitter patter past the grass
The neighbor mows it now and then
There's gravel grinding into ash
Then both feet off the ground again

Often she would be reminded
Mr Kitten's bowl was bare
Licking Ruth to sounds of springtime
She's not going anywhere

No one's listening for a whisper
No one lives to slip and tell
No man left alive has kissed her
Licking Ruth because she fell

The lattice leads to ladybugs
Chalky rubies in the rough
If you land there, you're in love
If you can, you get back up

Rumbling through the kitchen tile
The hunger of a hundred years
She's been tired for a while
Fell asleep and woke up there

Past the porch, a pebble skids
And Ruth is sure which box it's in
She's heard every limerick
Should she want to, she would win

Cruelly though, she knew she'd pass
And she knew many awful things
Moments were left to be had
That easily would crawl away

"I know you're aching, so am I
It's no fun waiting, low and dry
Just one more day, and luck will find us
If we're patient, fluffy lion"

It'd been a bit since she last stretched
To reach the landline between rests
She pinched her skin to no surprise
It's being licked until she dies

There's honey in a stove top hive
And bunnies growing old outside
She fluttered like a swatted fly
Floating nowhere, knowing why

But Ruth was not a rusty liar
Hugged that hungry kitten tight
Stuck a needle in her eye
Then smothered him, and took a bite

"One more day till rescue rides in
Storming down the gates and doors
I'll be racing the horizon
On an armor plated horse"

Of course, the night was slow and lonely
Dawn approached with songbirds' joy
She tried to get a drumroll going
No one noticed with the noise

She told herself, "a little longer"
Crossed her arms, and didn't budge
And though her throat is full of frogs
She hums a tune because she must

At noon began the weekend bustle
Monday crept, and summer sprung
She doesn't move a single muscle 
Holds her breath because they'll come














Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Fish Pickle



  There it was..  a fish in her own mailbox. Olga stood shaking, wanting to flee, but knowing that it must be disposed of. A shivering nausea consumed her as the stench on her eyeballs streaked in her tears, and an ominous wind spun the fumes ever near. What have I become, she wondered, and wondered what she'd done. 
  It was a day that began like any other. She approached the same mailbox with all the same caution, sampling the flag for its color and quality. She listened for ticking and checked it for wires, and shook it for hints as to what was inside it. She reached from behind to open, then close it, with lightning quick timing, to test her opponent. She repeated this measure of door function testing again from the right, and twice from the left, until she felt ready to face it maturely. Her nerves holding steady, her heart beating pure, she opened it slow as her brain could infer. 
  ..One photon a moment did enter to show her the contents an atom per second, or slower (the safest known method to inspect one's postage in this generation of instant disclosures).
  The moment she saw it, it was too late. The light hit a scale with such concentration, it instantly boiled the slime on its plate. The beam that reflected was sharp as a tac, a devious prick that was hot on her path. Before she could process the horror unfolding, the beam struck her pore like a needle exploding. The force of it caused her to flinch in surprise, and drop the box door she was skillfully prying. It swung on its hinges, and wafted an oven of oceanside dumpsters in tropical sun. In midst of confusion and gastral distress, she looked at the fish, and projectile retched. 
  If she had to guess at the reason it died, it was likely infection induced suicide. The fins were like cabbage, but long after dilling, and long after maggots would call it appealing. Its body was bursting with volcanic pustules erupting with septic tank lava and mussels. Parasite armies were feuding for weapons to use on themselves to sooner their exit. Its gills were a venting of chemical warfare, gaping with bubbling trenches of wart hairs that thwarted her senses, and robbed her of air, and shrunk both the breasts that she often would wear. 

  She wanted to wake up, but at the same time Olga struggled to keep conscious in the nightmare that was now her life. She hunched uneasily next to the box, and with it being the only object in reach, she braced herself against nothing, because nothing was clean. She'd heard about this type of thing happening to other girls. Fish. But Olga wasn't other girls, other girls were average. "How could this have happened?," her inner voice did ask, as she coughed a putrid breath that she wished would be her last. "What kind of person.. ? What monster.. ? What stupid.. !! Would send this refuse of the sea to a human?!!"
  Maybe she wasn't human anymore. She didn't feel very sure that she was. Everything that once defined her was now smothered in her own sick. "A fish! A fish?!!!" A rage of helpless hatred frantically ignited. A rage that flickered with a hope that it might make her blind. 
  It couldn't be unseen. She would never be the same. Her thoughts were losing meaning as she fought her need to scream. She couldn't let her neighbors notice what had been delivered. "What would Mrs. Whatsherface think if I were a fisher?" 
  
  Olga dizzily glanced around, and found no Mrs. Whatsherfaces. Just when she might have been a small bit relieved, the mailman materialized from off of the street. 
  "Good morning," he smiled, tugging the shoulder strap of his bag, which was stocked to the top with more post-mortem fish. "Oh, great! I see you got that last one ok," he said, without taking note of her flagrant dismay. "Isn't it your lucky day? All of these are yours, my lady!  ..One is from me," the mailman added, bashfully patting a baiter he packaged. 
  Olga was taken so aback, she staggered, gagging greens and reds. "Why would I want that?? You've got to be kidding! In what kind of twisted fish world are you living??," she spat just as soon as her airway provided. 
  With a curious smirk, he said, "I thought you'd like it."
  The tint in her vision was actually blood, that comes from your eyes when you reverse your lungs. They hung from her teeth, but somehow she still used them to lunge at the mailman in aim to subdue him. She strangled him wildly, to his utter shock. She shrieked and she sobbed, and went madder each drop.
  She choked him, and it was quite likely he struck her, but drowning in grossness had proven to numb her.
  
  Nothing was left of her life but to kill him, and the desire to not die first, but neither fate would come to fulfillment prior the passerbyer. 
  A random kind stranger, enjoying the weather, stopped to admire her bile-thin sweater. Then said, "Hi there, pretty," in avid smooth talk, and began to remove his own fish from his pocket. 
  Olga let go of the mailman's dumb throat, to turn to the stranger and wail, "God, please don't!!" 
  "What's that about? Why can't you say hi?," the offended stranger intently replied. 
  Olga bit through the skin of her ejected organs. "Say hi to you?!! And your fish?!!! That's important!!!"
  "You don't have to be rude. I'm just being nice," he matter of factly, and justly advised. 
  She bled from more places, and messed in her tights, and writhed in the pain of a festering psyche. "I think you're confused as to what rude and nice is," her rasping voice spewed a loose set of incisors. 
  "I said you were pretty, that's very polite," the nice passerbyer so kindly reminded. 
  "Are those the same manners they taught you in grade school? Please, and you're welcome, you're pretty, and thank you? The difference between what is nice, and what isn't, is nothing's polite when you're holding a fish!"
  He frowned at the logic her argument lacked. "It's just part of nature. I don't understand." 
  "It's hardly mitosis! Let go of it, man!"
  "Did you want to hold it?," he chanced that she might.
  Olga went limp, and collapsed, seeing light. "You crap .. ," was all that survived of her language. She cackled it, violently clawing the pavement. 
  
  The mailman shrugged upon leaving. "Best get back to work."
  Olga cackled after him, desperate he be hurt. 
  The stranger shook his head as she dry heaved on his sneakers. "I'm trying to be friendly! Why are you so mean?"





Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Sweater Meat (A Seasonal Poem)

https://youtu.be/Ck1PcwIK0Js
^hear it recited video style!^

Don your yarn knit sweaters snug
Your feather scarves and darling gloves 
Zip the vest which hugs your heart
When mugs are tipped in goose-bumped arcs
And tongues are sticking to the frost
Where someone's listening if you cough 
To watch your breath ascend in swirls
Of cotton blended crystal pearls
That melt against a whistling nose
That wipes it's whiskers on your clothes 
To sniffle up your felt and fleece
And bite your bellybutton pink 
Might you hold your sneeze or shudder
Whether froze or be a runner
Wind will blow your toes asunder
Chill will choke your glowing lumber
Throw your reams of gifted afghans
Grip your tundra-print pajamas
Wish you on the north most glimmer
Cold will pinch your cozy sitter
Cross your mittens, come the blizzard
Finish with your lovely dinner
Someone hungry's in the weather
Wrapped in liver spotted leather
Itching after snuggled souls
To tickle tween the fuzzy folds
With crippled fingers forged to snag
What neatly knotted strings you have
What tightly fitted weaves of thread
And moccasins to please your step
The pockets in your evening robe
Will open easy, key or no
And someone's got a deep suspicion
Lots of secret lint is hidden
Don't you want another stocking
Go sneak on an extra topping
Go and scream your satin lungs in
No one but the draft is comin'
To sliver past your flimsy fabric
Ripping holes as big as hands
That scratch you so to see the static
Prick a patch of peachy strands
Which stick like velcro to his ribs
Whilst his twinkling peepers drip
His appetite need not grow fonder
Once he smells your shrinking collar
Once that plushy velvet crushes
When his cracking elbow clutches
To your stretched elastic bungees
That will wedge until it numbs thee
Slush will track your showy strappings
Wheezing gusts will dry your chapping
Silver wire will tug in ponder
Might he know you under water
Icy bones will tow their plunder
Slip you neath a snowy blubber
Lift your hosen, lock your knees
'Fore old man winter soaks his teeth
Ere his broken ticker crumbles
'Low your thick of toasty bundle
Where you didn't stitch together
When the sun sets quick as ever
Tuck your linens, shut those sleeves
Take your comforter, indeed
Layer rows of blinking wreaths on
Sash your shoulders, make your feet hot
Clad in bows and candy ribbon
Sew your coat a festive prison
Taylor buckles, bless your keister 
Someone's going to catch your fever